Retard much?

In Hickory, North Carolina cops were able to solve in record time the mystery of the two cash registers taken from the Captain's Galley restaurant. When they were looking around, they discovered a long trail of white registry tape. They followed it for about 50 yards to an apartment, where they found the thief trying to pry the registers open.

What I wanna know is, when he went into the room and turned around to close the door, how did he NOT see the tape that was on the floor leading all the way back to the restaurant. He probably thought that by the time he got back the police would already be there and so tried to get it open and run away before the police got there. Well, that obviously failed. With a ph. PHAILED.

OK so what do you guys think about this? Where would you go if you had 2 stolen cash registers? Your house? Your friend's house? The sewers? Tell me in the comments! Oh and one thing if you want awesomeness click here:AWESOMENESS :)

New York is video gaming dog facing pretzels and handstand. lolwut?

Hey guys!

I have just arrived in NY, and I don't know weather to be happy or sad.
I'm happy because
1. Kent finally posted (ass hole -.-)
3. My computer in NY is PWN :D
8. My internet in NY is PWN :D
1000. I just got off the plane. Thank god.

I'm SAD because
1. My friends are back in Taiwan D:
5. MOSQUITOES! ARGHHH
249201. My big dogs had to be left in Taiwan D:

SO
anyways..
This shall be the start of the video gaming section!

Microsoft has teamed up with COD (Call of Duty), so that everything Call of Duty (map packs, etc.) will go to the XBOX 360 one entire month before going to the PS3 and PC. Now that may piss off some PS3 and PC players, but that being said, XBOX 360 is SO MUCH BETTER!
Just kidding
Personally, I do like the XBOX 360 better, but hey; that's just my opinion.
In other news, Call of Duty: Black Ops will allow gamers to play COD:BO's multiplayer on September the first, so all you lovers of COD out there, stay tuned!


That's all for today, 'cause I literally just got off a plane and I'm kinda tired..
Good night all, and tell people about our blog! Thanks!

Kent's Tech Stuff

Hy guys! Sorry again for the one day delay. Really my bad. But I had a date. I'm sure you guys understand right? :D

EmotionML... how would you like your computer to cheer you up when you're feeling down, calm you down when you are feeling pissed off, or provide you with porn when you are feeling a little horny. It just warms the cockles of my heart knowing that my computer will all ways know when I'm in the mood. Always there to provide for me (sorry if that joke was inappropriate ladies). I'm kidding. BUT! The World Wide Web Consortium has developed EML. Kinda like HTML. Hyper Text Markup Language. That's the standard language for developing websites today. EML stands for Emotion Markup Language. This may sound a little far fetched for what a heartless calculating machine can do, but WWWC really does intend to make computers be able to respond to your emotions. This means that your computer could pick up your emotions when you are video chatting with someone and make your avatar smile or look angry depending on whatever your emotion is. This also means that the difficulty for video games is going to be adaptive. The difficulty will adjust depending on how you react. I don't really know when we can expect this technology in our computers, but I can tell you that it probably won't be within the next five years.

Next...

Just something I want to pitch to you guys here. You know how our cell phones and smart phones mostly use the 3G network? Well, apparently there's a 3.5G network in use... I didn't even know that? Did you guys know that?

Moving on...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I think this is the worst piece of tech news yet. AMD killed... killed... the ATI BRAND!!!! NOOOOO. (Image courtesy of engadget.com) So for all of you ATI lovers out there lets have a moment of silence. Now all their products will be called... AMD RADEON. And thats just not the same.








I'll leave it at that today folks. I'm going to be crying myself to sleep tonight.

-Kent