Sunday, September 5, 2010

Good morning, Call of Duty fans!

I am going to type todays post in two versions; the optimistic version and the pessimistic version. Lets do this.

Are you guys excited about the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops? As most of you know, the release will be on November the 9th. Do you know why I can't wait? Because on PC, there is "take a deeeeeep breath.." DEDICATED SERVERS! Ok now how AWESOME is that? It almost wants to make me forgive MW2 for not having it. And for the first time in CoD history, there is (ba-da-chump) a CROSS BOW! Ooh, I am so excited. As far as we know, this will take place anywhere between 1960 and 2010. 2010!! Maybe I'LL be in it! I WANT TO SEE ME!! WHEEE! And last, there is SO much more stealth than ANY OTHER GAME! Dun dun dun dun FUN! WHEE! Dun dun dun dun FUN! WHEE!

SO, that is the optimistic version. Here is the pessimistic version.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was a horrible game, and will stay the worst game in the history of bad games. And now, Treyarch is releasing a new Call of Duty game on November 9th. I mean COME ON! WHO will BUY that piece of crap?? I know I won't..-.- Anyways, on PC there will be dedicated servers. You know what? I don't care. MW2 servers are fun. I don't need dedicated servers. All those idiots who WANT dedicated servers are.. well.... idiots. No offence. Ok and see, here is why I already hate the game. There is a damn crossbow. THAT just ruins the whole game already. Yes, ok Gears of War had a cross bow, but the difference is, Gears of War is PWN. Unlike that retarded ass game, Call of Duty...
Apparently, this game takes place between 1960 and 2010. That's retarded. Just plain stupid. Not the 1960 part; no. The 2010 part. Can you imagine fighting a war in Taipei 101? Drop a goddamn bomb and the building falls apart, and boom; you win. It's that easy. Also, there is suppose to be more stealth in Black Ops than any other CoD games. Seriously? In Modern Warfare 2, you can run up behind a whole team WITHOUT the sound of footsteps, and knife everyone and get away with it. Do you really need more stealth? I'm not going to buy it. I hate it. Shut up. I don't care. My head exploded. D:


In other news, I will be starting up an Apple Center, and there I will review apple products, tell you about new apple products, cool apple apps, etc. Tell people about our blog!

Justin

2 comments:

  1. what happened to your daily life section???

    did you murder it?

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  2. you are the only person that has posted on your blog since September, where are kazu and kent's posts?

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